This is a really funny document a friend sent me. I'm translating it to allow everyone to understand.
This is Mexico. Many things are actual!!!! Any coincidence with your countries is mere coincidence.
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ONLY IN MEXICO....
1) A pizza can get faster to your house than an ambulance.
2) You will see people in restaurants oredering Big Mac, Double Whopper, etc, with a Diet Coke or Pepsi!
3) The fast lanes in the supermarket are actually the slowest.
4) We have some of the best handicap athletes in the world, many gold medals, but those who are fully fit are a shame, because the politicians send only their cousins, relatives and friends.
5) It's easier to be robbed than getting a job
6) You can give an accurate next morning news update: The Popo (a volcano) is almost blowing up, the dollar is rising, the pollution levels are up, etc...
7) The native Mexicans of the south, speak their own languages, and English or French... but not Spanish!!!
8) Turning on the left (directional) light with your car when you want to change lanes is an invitation for the drivers in the other lane to DO NOT let you cross and even damage their cars before you do so.
9) People chase ambulances to get faster to work
10) We are more concerned about the }ational Soccer team that those thousand million dollars lost with the last president
11) People's new Year determinations are ALWAYS: Lose weight, change car, etc...
12) It's easier to find a beer ans spirits store than a cop.
14) Someone who was convicted in the USA, and waiting for electric chair can become a soap opera star and then die in a car accident
15) SÓLO EN MÉXICO...
Decir estupideces en TV te puede convertir en el conductor de un famoso programa de espectáculos a nivel internacional durante muchos años (Adal Ramones, Derbez...)
16) Police officers have received a call from a woman crying "Help, someone wants to kill me!", they don't pay attention and next morning another suicide is declared.
18) A person can rob a liter of milk and a piece of bread because he's hungry, they judge him the same evening and put him in jail for a looooong time, while a kidnapper who cuts parts of the victims to put pressure, the autorithies take months to catch him, judge him, and in some crimes he is declared "innocent"
19)Many people are happy receiving a hamburger and a coke, if they vote for a corrupted politician who will fuck their lifes for the next 3 or 6 years...
20) The most stupid person can earn more than you, have a better job, house, car, etc just because he is the relative of a famous politician.
This mail is no joke.
If you don't forward it, you can have seven years of bad luck.
In England, a woman named Diana of Wales didn't send it and she broke the chain... two days later she crashed in a rare car accident.
Clinton was reading it while Monica Lewinsky was doing him a "favor", and he simply pressed "Delete", without giving it importance. Instead, she DID send it and now she's rich and famous.
It is said that even the Dinasours didn't pay attention to the warning and a couple million years after, an asteroid crashed and all of them died.
This is Mexico. Many things are actual!!!! Any coincidence with your countries is mere coincidence.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
ONLY IN MEXICO....
1) A pizza can get faster to your house than an ambulance.
2) You will see people in restaurants oredering Big Mac, Double Whopper, etc, with a Diet Coke or Pepsi!
3) The fast lanes in the supermarket are actually the slowest.
4) We have some of the best handicap athletes in the world, many gold medals, but those who are fully fit are a shame, because the politicians send only their cousins, relatives and friends.
5) It's easier to be robbed than getting a job
6) You can give an accurate next morning news update: The Popo (a volcano) is almost blowing up, the dollar is rising, the pollution levels are up, etc...
7) The native Mexicans of the south, speak their own languages, and English or French... but not Spanish!!!
8) Turning on the left (directional) light with your car when you want to change lanes is an invitation for the drivers in the other lane to DO NOT let you cross and even damage their cars before you do so.
9) People chase ambulances to get faster to work
10) We are more concerned about the }ational Soccer team that those thousand million dollars lost with the last president
11) People's new Year determinations are ALWAYS: Lose weight, change car, etc...
12) It's easier to find a beer ans spirits store than a cop.
14) Someone who was convicted in the USA, and waiting for electric chair can become a soap opera star and then die in a car accident
15) SÓLO EN MÉXICO...
Decir estupideces en TV te puede convertir en el conductor de un famoso programa de espectáculos a nivel internacional durante muchos años (Adal Ramones, Derbez...)
16) Police officers have received a call from a woman crying "Help, someone wants to kill me!", they don't pay attention and next morning another suicide is declared.
18) A person can rob a liter of milk and a piece of bread because he's hungry, they judge him the same evening and put him in jail for a looooong time, while a kidnapper who cuts parts of the victims to put pressure, the autorithies take months to catch him, judge him, and in some crimes he is declared "innocent"
19)Many people are happy receiving a hamburger and a coke, if they vote for a corrupted politician who will fuck their lifes for the next 3 or 6 years...
20) The most stupid person can earn more than you, have a better job, house, car, etc just because he is the relative of a famous politician.
This mail is no joke.
If you don't forward it, you can have seven years of bad luck.
In England, a woman named Diana of Wales didn't send it and she broke the chain... two days later she crashed in a rare car accident.
Clinton was reading it while Monica Lewinsky was doing him a "favor", and he simply pressed "Delete", without giving it importance. Instead, she DID send it and now she's rich and famous.
It is said that even the Dinasours didn't pay attention to the warning and a couple million years after, an asteroid crashed and all of them died.
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